Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Tweets For Today






1 comment:

Bob Huntley said...

During the recent visit to Paris Trump and Macron had to take a leak and so they went into the washroom in a small cafe. Standing side by side at the urinals Macron pulled his out and starting peeing. He noticed a minor commotion beside him and saw that Trump had his hand in his fly and was feeling around, as if he was searching. The conversation went as follows:

Macron: "Donald, you seem to be having trouble, what are you doing?"

Trump: "Well I came in here to pee. I'm trying to find it so I can pee."

Macron: "No kidding. If you have that much trouble when you want to pee, what happens when you have sex?"

Trump immediately brightened up and with a big smile on his face said: "Oh it's a lot better when I want to have sex. Not only is it twice as big (and his smile broadened) but there's two of us looking for it."