Exclusive: The Pentagon Has A Plan To Stop The Zombie Apocalypse. Seriously. -- Foreign Policy
Everything you need to know about the U.S. military’s defense strategy to protect humanity from the walking dead.
The U.S. military has always been the one place in government with a plan, forever in preparation mode and ready to yank a blueprint off the shelf for almost any contingency. Need a response for a Russian nuclear missile launch? Check. Have to rescue a U.S. ambassador kidnapped by drug lords? Yup, check, got that covered. How about a detailed strategy for surviving a zombie apocalypse? As it turns out, check.
Incredibly, the Defense Department has a response if zombies attacked and the armed forces had to eradicate flesh-eating walkers in order to "preserve the sanctity of human life" among all the "non-zombie humans."
Buried on the military's secret computer network is an unclassified document, obtained by Foreign Policy, called "CONOP 8888." It's a zombie survival plan, a how-to guide for military planners trying to isolate the threat from a menu of the undead -- from chicken zombies to vegetarian zombies and even "evil magic zombies" -- and destroy them.
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Can someone tell me if this is a joke or not
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ReplyDeleteYour guess is as good as mine. Heck if I know, but considering the goofy people running the Pentagon these days i wouldn't be surprised.
LOL
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I wonder how many millions this battles plan cost the American taxt payers.
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