Sunday, April 19, 2015

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases

“When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine”

“Sniper: You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“Machine Gunners: Accuracy By Volume”

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

” U.S. Marines: Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

" U.S. Air Force: Travel Agents To Allah”

“The Marine Corps: When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone: Marines Smile Back”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”

“Marines: Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden. It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills: U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support “

“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy; Blessed Be The Peacemakers”

“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. The US military doesn’t have that problem.”

Hat Tip: Theo Spark

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

In the interest of accuracy, the last one is a quote from Ronald Reagan, and it was the U.S. Marine Corps.