Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Tweets Of The Day

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Has an Iranian warship sunk before ever leaving dock? Satellite images and video show new intelligence vessel on its side in dock 'before entering service'"

Who Dunnit?

a) The Naval architect
b) An Iranian officer who can't do load balancing
c) The Israelis

Most people including myself tend to lean toward (c). However, the primary and secondary educational systems in Iran have been destroyed over the 4 decades of I-will-fuck-ya rule. Under the Shah teachers were middle class or lower middle class. Under I-will-fuck-ya Khameini the are poor class.

On the bright side while Iranian officer might no be able to add, subtract, multiply, or calculate moments, they know the Koran forwards and backwards.

Calculating moments is highly over rated. Ask an CRT teacher.

Maybe Joe can find money in his 2 trillion social infrastructure plan to sweeten the deal for nuke negotations, so the Iranian can build back better!

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