Friday, April 24, 2015

Islamic State Bans Nike Because It Sounds Like ‘Sex’ In Arabic

Screenshot from youtube.com video

RT: No ‘swooshing’: ISIS reportedly bans Nike because it sounds like ‘sex’ in Arabic

Unverified reports suggests that the Islamic State has banned Nike apparel because the brand’s name sounds like the term for sexual intercourse in Arabic. Militants have reportedly been ordered to get rid of smutty-sounding sportswear.

The Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS) headquarters in Raqqa issued what claims to be a leaflet warning jihadists against using any Nike products. The punishments for both seller and buyer of Nike goods range from a small fine to imprisonment or whipping.

WNU Editor: You gotta be kidding me. Must be an Adidas plot.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha adidas plot

Unknown said...

Nike is overpriced.

But I hope these guys get bone spurs, start running slow and as a result get wasted.

Could not happen to nicer people.