Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Royal Navy Officer In Charge Of A Trident Nuclear Submarine Arrives For Duty Drunk And Clutching A Bag Of BBQ Chicken

HMS Vigilant is normally based at Faslane in Scotland but was in the US for maintenance 


 * Lieutenant Commander Len Louw, 40s, was 'not in a fit state to be in charge' 
 * The Royal Navy officer arrived for shift drunk and holding a bag of BBQ chicken 
 * Alarmed crew members of the HMS Vigilant alerted 'higher ups' when he arrived 

A Royal Navy officer in charge of the Trident nuclear missiles was found to be drunk whilst on duty when he turned up for a shift with a bag of barbecue chicken. 

Lieutenant Commander Len Louw, in his 40s, is understood to have been carrying grilled chicken and was 'not in a fit state to be in charge of nuclear weapons' when he turned up to take over the controls. 

Alarmed crew members of the HMS Vigilant, currently based in the US, notified the 'higher ups' when they realised something was 'seriously wrong' with Lieutenant Louw. 



WNU Editor: The Ministry of Defense response to this incident is definitely an understatement (see below).

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

May God bless this hero. This king of men. Can he be president?

Anonymous said...

* Lot of pearl clutching
* No context

The reporterette in the 6th picture down in the horizontal stripes looks like a heifer.

Actually, she doesn't; she carries it well, but she is as overweight as the 41 year old AOC, who died on the Teddy Roosevelt. Just thought I mention it since there was all the pearl clutching about the sailors visiting bars in Georgia and "OH My God, they went to Florida!"

Seriously though look at the blubber on the biceps and midriff. Enough blubber to make an Eskimo happy! Reporter dude to her right is a sight.

Love those overweight risk factor journalists clutching their pearls over COVID.

So they caught people taking cocaine. Seems like the system worked. Gotta do what you gotta do in the short term. In the long term, why? What is cocaine use fleetwide? What is cocaine use fleet wide British, America, French or German? Scratch that Dad Merkel has no navy. Not a serious one anyway. What is cocaine sue like in the British population? What is cocaine use for people with their finances, social background, stress level and age? How is society trending in Britain as far as drug use?

What is wrong with the crew seeing prostitutes? Seems a little disingenuous, when there is a huge very public problem of trafficking underage girls (in the thousands) in Britain, where the chief of police and politicians knew all about it. Very few pimps went to jail and that only because pressure was brought to bear over 1 to 2 decades. If it was a few thousands girls that we know about 'working' for years, how many johns does that make?

Remember, when Prince Charles was engaged in very public, paparazzi level adultery?

So people want to send out missions to Mars and beyond. We have scurvy figured out. COVID not so much. Ditto psychological factors. From where I am at the whole drinking/drugs/bar/prostitution thing looks like whack-a-mole. There is more to it than that, but that is part of it. And it can be solved more completely without having to rely solely on administrative controls.

Anonymous said...


If Obama can be president, anyone can be nowadays.

If Kamala Harris can be president, anyone can

An Indian and a Jamaican went to Disneyland for vacation. Kamala's mother gave birth at Disneyland right there on the sidewalk of the Magic Kingdom. So that gives Kamala birthright citizenship according to learned and trustworthy lawyers of the Left, who got their JD's at Annatar U.

Anonymous said...

12:25 can I do the drugs you do? BTW my mother was a Malaysian transvestite who plopped me out on a dock in Hoboken, NJ. I turned out super.

Anonymous said...


"I turned out super"......wellllllllllllllllllll