Friday, August 25, 2017

Video Games, Masturbation, And Soft Drinks Have Made Most Chinese Unfit To Serve In The Military

Unhealthy: Reasons given for rejections have included being simply too fat and having an overly large testicular vein caused by excessive masturbation. Pictured: Chinese soldiers rehearsing for a musical performance to celebrate communism in China

Daily Mail: Excessive masturbation and soft drinks are blamed for poor fitness of potential recruits to Chinese Army

* In one city in China, 57 per cent of try-outs were rejected on grounds of fitness
* One in five said to be too fat, while 8 per cent had overly large testicular veins
* Army chiefs have blamed junk food and overuse of technology like smartphones

An increasing number of young Chinese people are too fat and unhealthy to join their nation's military.

In just one city in China, more than half - 57 per cent - of try-outs were rejected by the army because they failed the physical exam.

According to the state-controlled People's Liberation Army Daily newspaper, wannabe soldiers in the communist republic are also being found to suffer from liver and kidney problems caused by junk food and alcohol.

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WNU Editor: The Chinese should make their own version of this British play/film .... No Sex Please, We're British

More News On China's Military Recruitment Problem

Want to be in the Chinese army? Then stop masturbating -- AFP
Masturbation and soft drinks make Chinese youths unfit for army service -- International Business Times
Chinese military clamp down hard on masturbating recruits as more than half turned away -- Express
‘Too much masturbation’ makes it hard to join Chinese army -- RT

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

We need more fat people! Fat people don't fight wars :)

James said...

Re: The above photo. They are being forced to watch the latest Madonna movie.

War News Updates Editor said...

LOL

James said...

WNU,
Well it would seem to be taking care of the masturbation problem.